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jkilla quotes; sorry but it had to be done
Topic Started: Thu Feb 7, 2008 7:33 am (633 Views)
..SMOKEY..
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FUCK OFF!!!

since everything in this world prompts a bf2 reference from jkilla i figured we should have some fun with him

For those who don't know:

if he couldn't say the words battlefield two, he couldn't complete a sentance

he's had 100000x more gametime than anyone i know for BOTH 360 and ps2

jkilla is the most random person you'll ever meet...just saying hello promts a bf2 reference...he also has the most random yet vivid memories about things that happened years ago, and 9/10 times he's confused or is misinformed or both

he also knows your own clans history better than you do...just ask him...or wait for him to tell you ( which won't take long )

they really need support groups for people like him, i swear he can't go one day without playing it ( because it's such a great and new game )

now for the fun :D

some of my favorites

smokey: jkilla what time will you be on tonight? jkilla: yeah

smokey: jkilla WHAT TIME WILL YOU BE ON?!?! jkilla: yeah

smokey: fine jkilla i'll rephrase...jkilla:yeah

smokey: jkilla where are you going? jkilla: yeah

smokey: jkilla what the fuck are you doing? yeah


made up

smokey: jkilla i have cancer.....jkilla- theres a map on bf2 that looks like a tumor

smokey: jkilla i'm hungry, i'm gonna go eat...jkilla- one time on battlefield i played this clan no ones heard of while eating

smokey: jkilla i'll be back, i have to go grocery shopping...jkilla- well on battlefield theres a spot on damage that has some grocery bags, i tripped over them once in a clan battle in march of 05, when the score was 217-180

smokey: jkilla i need to go to the store....jkilla- theres a store on harbor edge in battlefield you should just go there

smokey:jkilla my dad died....jkila-member that clan on battlefield that the 3rd member 1st removed had a dead father, we played them on 8-16-2005, and the leader said he knew you
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..SMOKEY..
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i bet jkilla beats off to the theme music for bf2 :lmao:

me time [dohtml]<a href="http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z204/Kainthebeast/?action=view&current=battlefield-2-xbox360.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://th190.photobucket.com/albums/z204/Kainthebeast/battlefield-2-xbox360.jpg" border="0" alt="Battlefield"></a>[/dohtml]
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Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow.

:battlefield2:
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you make me sick... I don't know why I 'm laughing but I'm cracking up reading this.


HES CHEATIN!1!!!!
FIX YOUR ROUTER!!!!!
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HAHAHA i dont think i have ever heard anything stated with such accuracy in my life!
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Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow.

because i can be a dick when given the opportunity....



What exactly do you consider my patties jkilla?


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..SMOKEY..
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FUCK OFF!!!

rotf :lmao:
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Oh you prick you had to delete the rest of the stuff and leave that only quote lol
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Simple, free your mind and the ass will follow.

LOL couldn't resist


YOU DON'T NEED TO INFORM US EVERY TIME YOU JACK IT

me time me time me time me time me time me time


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